Announcing the Tiger Woods “Boy Did I Screw Up” Contest
Far be it from us to kick a guy when he is down, but we never miss the opportunity to create a topical battle of wits competition. While watching the latest SNL Tiger Woods sketch, we figured we could come up with better excuses than those folks. So today we announce the “Boy Did I Screw Up” Contest. Actually, we thought of naming it the “I want to thank all my fans and sponsors for their support as I try to be the husband and father my family deserves” Contest, but we figure that Boy Did I Screw Up pretty much covers it.
To enter, send us your best, funniest, or simply the most outrageous excuse you might hear during an upcoming Tiger Woods press conference. Just send your entry to us as a comment. Some of the early entries include:
“It’s not me. It’s my evil twin Skippy.”
“I’m just a big tipper.”
“Finally, a spokesman whose life lives up to the motto of the products he endorses — Just Do It.”
There is no real prize structure for this contest because we already raided the prize closet when we kicked off the Tiger’s Hall of Tarts Competition last week. That is a staff-only pool where the gang is trying to predict the total number of mistresses who will emerge, retain legal advisers, and be mentioned on TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood or Larry King. Pending confirmation it appears that the front 9 is already covered. Now that Tiger appears to have made the turn, Paul’s guess of 18 is looking better all the time. Then again, this could be a 72 hole event.
Tags: tasteless humor, Tiger Woods
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5 Responses to “Announcing the Tiger Woods “Boy Did I Screw Up” Contest”
February 20th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I definitely can not speak regarding anyone else, nonetheless I do think all the press that this story is getting is bizarre. Tiger cheated on his wife, certainly not the game of golf. Really the only people the guy should have to please is going to be his relatives in addition to sponsors. It’s clear why the guy must apologize and continue to make amends with Elin. His sponsors have paid lots of money promoting the guy. Other than that, it is a personal household problem and they really should be allowed to handle this behind closed doors. The public quite frankly does not have the right to find out each and every minor detail regarding everybody’s everyday living, despite their celebrity status.
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:32 am
Hello, I was searching the internet and I discovered your blog. Keep up the great work.
March 30th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Tiger Woods sure did talk an outstanding game in his press conference about appearing much more respectful to golf, nevertheless his actions spoke a lot louder than his words once he missed the Arnold Palmer Invitational. Woods could have earned so much good will by playing this tournament. Arnie would likely have succesfully done anything which he might have that can help show Tiger in the best light, yet instead Tiger makes a decision to discount the legends in the game to do his individual thing. All the best in the Masters, Mr Woods. Great job to Ernie Els, and I really hope you will do extremely well in Augusta.
April 9th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Poulter & Westwood, two Brits at the top of the leaderboard. Can’t be bad
May 11th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Tiger Woods is still the best pro ever to play golf.
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